The Man Eating Bea-var!! ARRR!!!

//Why people shouldn't sing.
She deserved it.

//Things to look forward to.
{
Sarkis: I am gona retype the help ticket that one of the new guys at the help desk created
Sean: hahaha
Sean: sweet.. =)

Sarkis: "User is trading partner from a Clearinghouse and like to Semite Clams using Electronically to EDI. User do not wish to fill out the all the 8 forms to be eligible to have access to use EDI"

Sarkis: its a copy and paste
Sean: Semite??
Sarkis: so whatever u seen is exactly what he typed
Sean: holy fuck
Sean: how much does that goon get paid? lol
Sarkis: $18
}

//Hey Beavis.. check this out..
{
Trent: "So you can just call me Hammer Head"
Jared: "Why? You don't do any 'hammering'!"
Sean: "You could call him "The Jack Hammer", since he does a lot of 'jacking'."
(laughter ensues)
}

//It makes me happy to be a Physics major.
Exploding CDs.

//Erin should study for her Microbiology test.
{
(Erin flops down on the bed next to Sean)
Sean: "Hey, that doesn't look like studying to me!" "Want to study my anatomy?"
Erin: "I'll study your microbiology"
(laughter ensues)
}

// posted by Sliptide (Sean Armstrong) @ 10:42:00 PM

//Profound wisdom out of laziness.
{
Sean: "I need to get on the ball this next weekend and wrap up the first post or two."
Nick: "We both need to get on our respective balls."
Sean: "Two balls are better than one... four balls would be even more optimal, no?"
Nick: "I concur."
}

// Why Dave doesn't paint his fingernails.
{
Sean (interrupting Dave mid-conversation): "You know, everything you do looks flamboyantly gay."
}